Tell me why I failed Compsci
by Jame Zou, Amrith KrushnaKumaar, Meng Gao
A new – String Array
A called – sort algorithm
An int… a pointer
Points the way to Compsci
My head is filled with. this crap
Shows up in casting wrap
More everyday
What I learnt in Compsci
Tell me why (I need anther semicolon)
Tell me why (there is a curly braces)
Tell me why (I have a big red X)
I fell asleep everytime
Check out your APT
Submit my weekly
“Error” they all say
They hate me in Compsci
Tell me why (it is a faulty anagram)
Tell me why (my huff enlarges your file)
Tell me why (my program failed to compile)
That’s good enough for Compsci
I am the type who sees the UTA
A day after deadline’s passed, WHOA
Got Java or C, what ever’ll please ya
As long as I pass Compsci
I’ll go to lectures
I’ll read my textbook
I’ll huff (I’ll huff, I’ll huff, I’ll huff)
I’m huffing right now
Errors keep popping up in the file
(From that infinite iteration)
(Null pointer exception in main)
Oh I failed Compsci.
Oh of N (to find something in an array)
Oh of logN (if you use a binary tree)
Oh of N squared (if you are really dumb)
Compsci’s making me numb
Tell me why (the freshmen are so damn smart)
(It’s like they do nothing else but Java)
(Don’t know why it always takes me so long)
I’m not dumb either
I don’t know what to say…