Losing Our Vocabulary
Original Song
The Hand That Feeds
by
Nine Inch Nails



Losing our Vocabulary

We're typing it up
In Eclipse
Our brains all fried but we feel just fine
Cause we do
The site said so
Cause inside our heads it's zeros an ones and it's code

My friends just don't get me
Lost my vocabulary
Speak only java to me
Write a method to help me
Submit to my brain puh-leaze.
Please run my APT!

I hear the World pass
Pass me by.
Why it's going so fast, I don't know why
But at least
We can import
But Java.util doesn't have a dot-explain

My friends just don't get me
Lost my vocabulary
Speak only java to me
Comment it out, can't you see
Nineteen mod four is three
You failed my APTs!

Public void dinner
Int time is six-thirty
Boolean go is false!
Oh no, they are going without me after all!

Lost my Vocabulary
Speak only Java to me
Lost my Vocabulary
You make no sense to me
Lost my Vocabulary
Will you bother to listen to me?
  Lost my Vocabulary
English is a foreign language.
I'm losing my Vocabulary
Java is all consuming.