COMPUTERS (take-off on "Tequila") [music] Computers! [music] Computers! ok the real song: What is an array? (take off on "Take my Breath Away") Watching every motion as I code this little game, On this program stuck, I finally ask for help in shame. Turning and returning to some secret place online, Cursing in slow motion as you tap my arm and say, "What is an array? What is an array?" Watching I keep waiting, still anticipating help, Never hesitaing to let out a pained yelp, Turning and returning to some secret place online. Cursing in slow motion as you go to bed and say, "My love, What is an array?" Still up at 5 AM I saw you after sleep took you away. When the 'puter crashed, I called you, and turned to hear you say, "If only for today, I get what you say. But what is an array? What is an array?" Watching every motion as I code this little game, Haunted by the notion I could have slept with you aflame, Turning and returning to some secret place online, Cursing in slow motion as you wake up stretch and lay And say, "What is an array? My love, What is an array? My love, What is an array? What is an array?