Johnny, the red-faced freshman
Had a very shiny mac
And if you ever saw him
He was working on a linux hack
 

All of the other freshmen
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor johnny
Join in any dorm pregames

 
The one boring Thursday night
Ola came to say
“Students with your code so “right”
Won’t you lose some sleep tonight?”

 
Then all the other students;
Posted questions frantically;
They hadn’t started boggle;
Or any of the APT’s;

 
Johnny, when he saw this
Felt bad for all his codeless friends
He put solutions on piazza.
And soon everyone got tens.

 
Then all his classmates loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
Johnny with the red nosed freshman,
You’ll go down in conduct hearings.

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David Pease