"There's Your Trouble" 
to the tune of "There's Your Trouble" by the Dixie Chicks

It should have compiled, but 
It wasn't friendly, was it
Same old story
Parse error and no luck

Should have worked like a charm
Should have run like the wind, Like a 
fast wind
Token of hard work

Should have compiled but it didn't
Should be workin' now but it isn't

CHORUS
There's your trouble, there's your trouble
You're missing a comma and an ampersand
You can't see the missing code
You can't see the damn problem
Cause you keep carryin' on
There's your trouble

So now you're thinking 'bout
What you're missing how
Pissed off you're gettin' 
Chairs and tables flyin round

Why don't you hold your horses
Why don't you calm down
It's not such a big deal
Chalk it up to bad luck

Could have been good code but it wasn't
It should all compile but it doesn't

REPEAT CHORUS

I should have made an easy A but I didn't
It should be workin' now but it isn't 

REPEAT CHORUS