MUST SING THIS SONG TO THE INSTRUMENTAL OF 
GANGSTA'S PARADISE BY COOLIO OR TO THE BEATS OF WEIRD AL'S AMISH PARADISE.

As I walk from the bus stop to that dreaded building Teer,
I look at myself and realize I've become my worst fear.
Cause I've been programming and compiling for so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone.
But I've never ran across a vector that I didn't initialize
So to all of those who get illegal index, you best recognize.
I'm the kinda G little dorkies wanna be like;
On my knees on Friday nights,
Singing Tapestry in the street lights...

CHORUS:
Been spending most our lives
Tryin to start a dot com Paradise
Been spending most our lives
Tryin to start a dot com Paradise
(repeat)

Look at the situation, they got me facin
Can't live a normal life; I was taught to post news
So I gotta be down with this geek thing.
Watching Amazon rise got me chasin dreams.
I'm a C++ fool with money on my mind,
Got them segmentation faults and then a gleam in my eye.
I've slept three hours, will I ever sleep four?
The way this error sounds, I dunno...

CHORUS