We Didn't Write the Program
(to the tune of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire)

Rsg, huffman tree, wordtrack, nothing's back
Link-a-list, pop a stack, make a vector, push it back,

Bus error, index out, seg fault, wanna shout.
For loop, While loop, Astrachan and Stroustroup

Astrachan and big Oh, bubblesort's a no no.
Wi't algorithms straight form hell, don't see how I could do well

Ostream, istream, 'cludin' everything I've ever seen
Xterm, x-win, one must always telnet-in.


We didn't write the programme,
No we didn't make it, 
Since all we did was take it.
We didn't write the programme,
No we didn't like it,
But we tried to bite it.


Double ints, constant strings, structs and comparer-things,
Write a class, red-black tree, inheritance hierarchy.

Heap Sort, Merge Sort, repartition, Quick Sort
Every functions virtual, writing 'round the clock.

Djikstra, CAR Hoare, who'd you think would know more?
Sedgewick, Biermann, Susan Rodger, Rob Duvall

GraphAlg, make-a-graph, use it and you might see;
Add-a-label, add-an-edge, y'can find the greatestindegree  (say really fast) 


We didn't write the programme,
No we didn't make it, 
Since all we did was take it.
We didn't write the programme,
No we didn't like it,
But we tried to bite it.

No we didn't like it, like it, like it….