***MY VERSION, OH HOW I HAVE DEBAUCHED THE BACKSTREET BOYS' MEANINGFUL LYRICS********* "Code, Please Compile Today" - XXX and the Back(tracking) Boys I hate my compiler, My one desire, Believe when I pray: Please, god, compile today!!!!!!!!!!! But the TA is so far away! And I haven't even started on Dorque! Believe when I say, My code won't compile that way!!!! CHORUS Tell me why, You wanted it iteratively? Tell me why, Instead I wrote it recursively! Tell me why, I never want OLA to say: My code won't compile that way! I hate my compiler. I have this one desire, But I've used all my late days, If I submit at 2, is that okay??!!! CHORUS - repeat Now I can see that life's getting rough, I've got 3 days to turn in huff, yeah!!!!! No matter that Astrachan, Just posted the program and I don't understand binarrrrrrrry! I hate my compiler, My one desire, To set the screen on fire. Or maybe pull the wire! Ain't nothin' but a heartache, RSG--BIG mistake!!!! I wanna hear OLA say: That my code will compile today! CHORUS - repeat ******************************************************************* ****ORIGINAL LYRICS, IN THEIR PRISTINE, UNADULTERATED FORM********* "I Want It That Way" - (Max Martin/Andreas Carlsson) You are my fire The one desire Believe when I say I want it that way But we are two worlds apart Can't reach to your heart When you say That I want it that way CHORUS Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want it that way Am I your fire Your one desire Yes I know it's too late But I want it that way CHORUS - repeat Now I can see that we've fallen apart From the way that it used to be, yeah No matter the distance I want you to know that Deep down inside of me You are my fire The one desire You are, you are, you are, you are Don't wanna hear you say... Ain't nothin' but a heartache Ain't nothin' but a mistake I wanna hear you say I never wanna hear you say I want it that way CHORUS - repeat