Song title: T.E.E.R. (to the tune of YMCA, by the Village People) Program, there's no need to crash down I said, PROGRAM, on the keyboard you pound I said, PROGRAM, cause the bug will be found There's no need to be unhappy Program, there's a place you can go I said, PROGRAM, when your mind's gonna blow You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to submit on time It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. They have air conditioning, sparcs for us to enjoy You can sleep on the laz-y boy It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. You can get yourself clean You can have a good meal You can nap whenever you feel Program, are you listening to me I said, PROGRAM, what do you want to be I said, PROGRAM, you can make real your dreams But you've got to know this one thing No man, does it all by himself I said, PROGRAM, post to news for some help And just go there, to the friendly T.A.'s I'm sure they can help you today It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. They have air conditioning, sparcs for us to enjoy You can sleep on the laz-y boy It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. You can get yourself clean You can have a good meal You can nap whenever you feel Owen, he was once in our shoes I said, Owen, hated programmin too Cause at Dartmouth, they had no Science Drive what was up with that Big-Oh jive That's when someone came up to me and said, young man, take a walk up the street There's a place there called the T.E.E.R. it is so much better than Carr It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. They have air conditioning, sparcs for us to enjoy You can sleep on the laz-y boy It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. It's fun to sleep at the T.E.E.R. Program, program, there's no need to feel down Program, Program, pick yourself off the ground T.E.E.R just go to the T.E.E.R. OWEN, OWEN, he was once in our shoes, OWEN, OWEN, hated programmin too T.E.E.R. T.E.E.R. T.E.E.R. T.E.E.R.