To the tune of (SITTIN' ON) THE DOCK OF THE BAY by Otis Redding Coding in the morning sun I'll be coding when the evening comes Wasting time all day Trying to fix the bugs, yeah I'm (refrain) Sitting on my buttox all day Coding my life away I'm just sitting on my butt all day Wasting time I lost my eyesight in teer Man i really need a beer 'Cause my code ain't compilin My social life is really dyin So I'm just... (refrain) Looks like nothing's gonna change Seg faults just come my way I can't do what the compiler says So I guess I'll post some news, and wait Great, I'm sitting here on a Friday night Even the dorks won't help me write What is worth all this torture I'm doing it for a rich future Now, I'm just... (refrain) (whistle)