To the tune of Ants Marching, by Dave Matthews Band


Sharp include the iostream.
Using namespace-no one knows what it means.
Never compiles a thing.
My life ends, program begins.
I think, 'I hate this computer.'
Wondering, "Why isn't this program linking?"
But, we forgot include string,
And this loop will run on forever.

Tvector.hhhhhhhh
Place them in a class until it's compiler time
Make depend, or program dies!

Office hours with ola,
He helps him well, his errors he forgets them.
And remembers hello world
Hiding under the desk and then screaming,

Bubble sortiiiiiing
Place them in a class until it's compiler time
Make depend, or program dies! Yeeeeep!

Goes to work on some DNA.
All these char's end up on the wrong stream.
Sort using merge or selection?
Some pointers changed, log(n) to arrange them.

And all these functions are backtracking.
Hash tables are used for mapping!
Recursion does it the same,
Recursion does it the same way.

Astrachan, corrupting the thoughts of a 
Student, tortured by late night
Programs, cutting and pasting
Endif, endif, cout, cout (pronounced "cowt")
Inheritence, not to append.
Cout cout, cout cout

Isquasimorphiiiiiiiiiiiic
Place them in a class until it's compiler time
Make depend, or program dies!

Make depend, or program dies!