One Week Based on Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" (Capital letters in lines denote emphasis since this song is a bugger to sing) It's been One week since dorQue was due I really should have made my Magic word foo. Five days since a bus error Disrupted Indegree - I'm runnin on terror. Three days since I wrote comments Removed obscenities from my debug statements. Yesterday, my README Was insane But it'll still be two days 'til I finish dorque. Hold it, now, it's time for Astrachan. He really is the man He wrote Computer Science Tapestry. I call push back Talkin' smack. You know I like tvectors best Not balanced search trees 'Cause rotation makes me dizzy. Gotta treat memory with reverence So use const-reference Shouldn't pass it by value. Parse - Errors fill the whole screen They make me Want to scream I mean it's Just one freaking colon. Gonna take a break My Make's a fake I better shake and quickly wake My sleeping partner Cause he's Drooling on my pillow. Gotta pray for snow Cause then you know Deadlines will go and quickly grow Into next week and maybe Give us a some extra time. How can I help it if you say my program's really bad Tryin' hard to write code, but I'm goin' mad I'm the kinda guy who puts my classes In one file Can't understand my own code - need a new style. I have a tendency to use global variables I have a history of segmentation faults. It's been one week since I looked at C -Started KWIC - well really just the README Five days since I posted news Said "My code won't run beCause I don't Have a clue." Three days since XEmac's croaked We need extensions - the link to the assignment broke. Yesterday was a holiday, And we still have two days till we finish dorque. Working on huffman, the Huff is broken Illegal vector index and my Monitor's smoking Better try and fire up GDB For it'll Show me The line my Code committed suicide Like a header node I'm pointing To null My brain is Getting dull I should Name this function Cyanide I Just wrote a sort that runs Really fast Kay it's not Really fast It runs in Order n cubed time Gonna push my stack onto a queue Gonna name my var-ia-bles foo Just so my Endless loops are That much more elegant Tree recursion isn't easy Makes me queasy cause the weasley Base cases won't accept my Magic pointer thingy. How can I Help it if my code makes UTAs go mad? Command line options will Keep it from Being bad Our first assignment isn't graded but they said they will -Once they finish DNA which made me wanna kill. I have a Tendency to write a half parEntheses I have history of bad partiTions It's been one week since I looked at C -Started KWIC - well really just the README Five days since I posted news Said "My code won't run beCause I don't Have a clue." Three days since XEmac's croaked We need extensions - the link to the assignment broke. Yesterday was a holiday, And we still have two days till we finish dorque. B101, root of the search tree. .