sung to the tune of sisqo's "thong song" intro: cps right here, lettin all the people know what programmers talk about, you know, makin it run. verse 1: ooh recursion, so ingenious and you know another major can't handle this compiling like its gonna run then it gives me a segmentation fault O notation and the loops de loop don't matter if its a for or while readin in that big text file and this time it better compiiiilllleee chorus: we had jokes by ola, ola, ola there's a song called lola, lola, lola nothing else rhymes with ola, ola, ola, run the program again we had jokes by ola, ola, ola there's a song called lola, lola, lola c'mon and run please tell me it's doooonnnneee (like it when my program runs) but till then it ain't no fun cause I'm just sittin on my buns bu bu buns buns like it when my program runs cause then i feel like i won and i can get up off my buns bu bu buns buns verse 2: no one's got hair like astrachan and I don't know what he uses to make it stand and he's throwin out jokes like he's got fans cause we all want cps with astrachan he once read us cat in the hat but you know its a lot less simple than that its once taken me two days to find out that there was an ampersand in the wrong place chorus about a billion times