Big Oh
Sung to the tune of Jessie's Song by Rick Springfield

big Oh is a friend
yeah i know its been a good friend of mine
but lately something's changed it aint hard to define
big Oh's got recurrence relations that i cant find

And its got average case 
And worst case under special conditions, I just know it
And its hard to figure out, late late at night

you know i wish that i knew big Oh
i wish that i knew big Oh
where can i find the knowledge like that

I'll play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
Y'know I feel so dirty when I say, "big Oh is cool!"
i want to tell my friends that i love it but then i would probably boot

Cuz big Oh's so damn hard
And my professor's lovin big Oh with that notation, I just know it
And he's figuring out the running time, late late at night

you know i wish that i knew big Oh
i wish that i knew big Oh
where can i find a sort like that
like big Oh
i wish that i knew big Oh
where can i find the knowledge
where can i find the knowledge like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wond'rin' what big Oh does for me
Yeah I've been funny I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way big Oh's supposed to be?

tell me, where can i find knowledge like that

you know i wish that i knew big Oh
i wish that i knew big Oh
i want big Oh
where can i find the knowledge like that
like big Oh
i wish that i knew big Oh
i want want big Oh