Baby Got Hash by Billy Hwang and Ryan Mattison
from Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot

Oh my god, Susan, look at her code
It is so concise
She looks like one of those programmer’s girlfriends
Who understands those programmers?
*scoff*
They only talk to her because she works like she’s in the Mensa institute!
I mean her code
It's just so short
I can't believe it's so compact
It's like, nothing!
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so… 100!

I like Big-Oh when she’s writin a file
You other coders in denial
That when a girl compiles with only little bits of waste
And results suddenly in yo face
You get pale
Wanna log in stat!
Cuz you know she’s not a Brute Force cat!
Deep in the lines she's typin
Not forgettin one single semi-colon
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya 
Have you as my next partner
Other classes only bore me
But that struct you wrote would 
Buckle Tony Hoare’s knees
Ooh, Run-in-1-time,
You say you wanna use my G5?
Well use it, use it 
cuz I know it won’t be triple nested

I've seen them codin’ 
Not even up to overloadin’
She sweet, neat, EGRs can’t even compete

I'm tired of CPS 6ers
saying Bubble Sort is the answer
Take the average 100 and test him that
She gotta use a hash! So

100 (yeah), 100 (yeah)
Has your girlfriend use Big-Oh? (heck yeah)
Well make it, (make it,) make it, (make it,) make that file FAST
Baby got hash!

(Ultimate results in O(1) runtime!)
(Ultimate results in O(1) runtime!)
Baby got hash

I like' em short and clear
And at midnight in Teer
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an iterator
Going crazy with your data
I wanna get your code
And O, copy paste O, O
I ain't talkin' bout Pascal
Cuz silly code’s gonna make us fail
I wannem real fast and freaky
So pop that sorting Bubble
Billy and Ryan in trouble
Hackin up into the Hubble
So I'm lookin' at Microsoft CEOs
Watchin' those hobos codin’ like schmoes
You can have them schmo-bos
I'll keep my coders like Ola
A word to the swollen wristers
Take these pills if pain persists ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I debug
Til the break of dawn
Your code’s runnin’ strong
A lot of guys won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to quick submit it
But I'd rather stay and play [Animalgame.exe]
Cuz I'm lean, got caffeine
And I’ve turned on my 20’ flat screen

So 100 (yeah), 100 (yeah)
Whose files are objects of wonder (yeah)
Then turn it on
Load it up
Even D-Ramm’s got to shout
Baby got hash

(Ultimate results in O(1) runtime)
(Ultimate results in O(1) runtime)
Baby got hash

Yeah baby
When it comes to runtime
Linked lists got nothin to do with my selection
Node->next, node->next, node->next
Only if there’s just 3

Baby got hash