Compsci man
 
 There's a man who leads a life of work 
 To everyone he meets he is a dork
 With every program he makes another chance he takes 
 Odds are he won't live to compile tomorrow 
 
 computer science man, computer science man 
 They've given you a unique id and taken away your name 
 
 Beware of pretty algorithms that you find 
 Every pretty one has an n squared to hide
 Ah, be careful what you dereference 
 Or you'll end up with errors that don’t make sense 
 Odds are you won't finish by tomorrow 
 
 computer science man, computer science man 
 They've given you an unique id and taken away your name 
 
 ------ lead guitar ------ 
 
 computer science man, computer science man 
 They've given you a unique id and taken away your name 
 
 Swingin' on the LSRC one day 
 And then studyin’ in Lilly library the next 
 Oh no, you let a pointer slip 
 While taking a quick sip 
 The odds are you won’t ever pass 100. 
 Computer Science man, Computer Science man 
 They've given you an unique id and taken away your name 
 
 Computer Science man

--played to Johnny Rivers Secret Agent Ma