- - - - - - - - G A Z P A C H O - - - - - - - - Ingredients: cucumber, 1 medium onion, yellow or sweet, 1 small celery, 1 large stalk, plus some leaves tomato, 1 medium lemon &/or lime, about 1/2 of one fruit salt, a few shakes pepper, a few grinds tobasco, a few squirts soy sauce, a couple splashes apple cider vinegar, up to 1/4 cup canola oil (or similar), up to 1/4 cup tomato juice, 1 - 46 fl. oz. can Peel the cucumber and onion. Slice the cuke, onion, celery, and tomato, then chop each separately as follows: On a cutting board with a large, sharp chef's knife, chop in a way to create a range of sizes from fine to course; largest pieces are maybe 1/2 inch long. Put these in a pitcher that holds at least 2 1/2 quarts. Slice the lemon / lime about 1/4 inch thick, then cut these in half. Add to pitcher. Add salt, pepper, tobasco, and soy to taste. Add vinegar, oil, and finally the tomato juice. Stir. Refrigerate over night, flavors need to mingle and blend. Stir before serving. Serve cold in squat glasses with soup spoons. Add a stick of celery or cucumber if you like; no little umbrellas, please! Notes: This can be made with tomato soup, 2 small cans or one large, with water added as specified. This will be a little sweeter and a little richer. (just inexpensive grocery store soup) The "original" recipe calls for 1/4 cup each of vinegar and oil, but I used a little less of each (maybe 3/4 to 7/8 of that amount) and I think it's better. Use a blender or food processor if you want. The consistency will probably be a little different. Other good optional ingredients: hot banana pepper, fresh basil leaves, and/or fresh cilantro. Add anything else you want or change quantities to suit your taste. Go ahead, ruin the damn recipe! :-) 14 July 2002